Great Barrier Briefs!

There are plenty of things that I detest shopping for.  On the top of that list are, jeans, bathing suits, and underwear.  Since the arrival of the boys, I have been doing a lot more homework online prior to purchasing, or doing the groundwork search for any of these things.  Searching for PJs, I saw the words “Luxury Liners” in the column on the left, and had no choice but to check it out. 

What could they be?!  Certainly, that couldn’t be the name of a variety of underwear, for who would buy something that suggests as many odd and possibly degrading things as those two words together?  I mean, are they for the larger ladies?  Clever idea, if not a bit revolting.

It occurred to me that the existance of such a product begs for a witty competitor…Mike suggested “Modesty Masks,” “Practical Pouches,” and “Comfy Contours,” but I think that sticking with a gargantuan, ocean-ish theme is in order, so “Great Barrier Briefs” they shall be.

Now, what shall they do/look like?  I suppose they could be for sports/a barrier between wearer and elements…or they could be a barrier between the wearer and the rest of the world…  nearly limitless possibilities…I guess it just needs to be a brand all its own with multiple interests covered (pun intended).

Need to get started on this right away…

Pru